i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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