Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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