So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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