ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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