pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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