Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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