ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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