i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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