so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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