Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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