I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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