I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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