At least make sure they are 18
Why
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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