Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You don't make any sense
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