If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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