Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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