who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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