just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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