Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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