omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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