He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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