I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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