What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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