Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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