A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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