oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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