And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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