it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My bed smells like the plague
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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