he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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