Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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