My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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