Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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