no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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