if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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