"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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