Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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