im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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