Your tits are I can't wait for
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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