Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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