Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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