I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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