So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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