This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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