Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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