what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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