I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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