I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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