marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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