After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Boobs speak an international language.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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