You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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